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"In retrospect, crack the match was my big mistake. But I was just trying to get the hamster. "Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors Service's Burn Hospital in Salt Lake City. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew Kiki Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a sodomy was seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our hamster, inside "he said. "As usual, Kiki shouted out" Armageddon! "To indicate that he had assez.J I tried to recover Raggot but he would not leave, so I looked in the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." A a press conference, a spokesman for the hospital described what happened next: The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame has sprung from the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and burning his face severely. It also set fire to the hamster's coat, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further into the intestine, propelling the rodent as a ball of canon.Tomaszewski was burned in the second degree and had his nose broken by impact with the hamster, while Farnum was burned in the first and second degree to the anus and the bottom its intestin.Source: Los Angeles Times
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